Almost Famous

So you want to be a celebrity? don't we all...found this amusing list online
apparently though these are insider's secrets to stardom...overnight. According to the UK's most notorious publicist Max Clifford, all you need is this 10-point guide:

10. Be in the right place at the right time.
9. Be a success on MySpace.
8. Make a home sex video.
7. Date a royal family member.
6. Flaunt your body.
5. Date a celebrity.
4. Gain fame by association.
3. Be abysmal on a talent show.
2. Enter a talent contest.
1. Appear on a reality series.
[Nicole Richie was his numero uno example. hehe]
the more the better, everyone jump to it.